Got shopping?

Black Friday has come and gone... and taken a few lives with it, I'm sad to say.
However, someone did a little non-traditional shopping during the "official" Christmas shopping day and decided to purchase some good old basic household items. How radical is that? Not purchasing a 114" flat-screen? The nerve!

This shopping list was found at a supermarket just outside San Juan, PR, stuck in the baby seat of a shopping cart.

List translation:

• Cheese
• Ham
• Coffee
• Oatmeal
• Drano
• Clorox
• Stick [I assume this is for mopping or for a broom]
• Blue Lysol [is there any other kind?]
• Pledge
• Sink cover/strainer
• Milk
• Sausages
• Dish Detergent

Thanks to G. for sharing this find.